FPH Clan

Avenger wins elections; unsure if he knew he was running

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:43:16 +0000

WELL YEAH the Templars, in their infinite wisdom, have elected Veggie their leader. Because he hasn't posted in like two weeks and I'm not sure he even wanted to run, I'll for now set up a regency council to rule in his stead. Also, I'll sit in the regency council. It's a heavy burden but I'll do it for you.

SO:

The FPH Clan remained without a Leader for 338 days, since the Tea Hall Putsch. The FPH Wiki made it so much easier to find this number <3

This is the first time we've elected Veggie since December 2005. This is fifth time being elected, more than any other dude or dudette or dodo

Historians should already start thinking what we're going to call this era once it's over, since we ran out of AoM ages. I vote for Stone FPH, just so that we can have a Tool FPH later

If you want to join the Regency Council you can leave your CV here

FUCK YOU GUYS WE'RE HAVING ELECTIONS

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 15:39:32 +0000

I, as the Emperor, have the right to disregard your opinion and bloody well impose elections upon you.

So go the fuck to the election forum and elect the fuck out of a leader. Everyone who doesn't vote will be disenfranchised, everyone who doesn't protest in favour of human rights will be tortured, everyone who doesn't occupy the Cookie Vault will be robbed by cookie banks or whatever.

This election starts on Easter when the whole world remembers the Golden Hippo rising again after three days of drunken stupor (he changed a whole lake into wine and then walked on it just because he was bet he couldn't; it was the best party ever). This is very symbolic.

WAR OVER

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 09:34:36 +0000

FIX THE BLOODY FPHCLAN.COM LINK ALREADY

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 09:27:59 +0000

n/t

Is it can be NEW CONSTITUTION tiem now? Yes it fucking can

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 20:30:00 +0000

http://www.fph.fphblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=12891&view=getnewpost <-- click

State of the Island - JtHDNA

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 21:54:21 +0000

FPH Island - the FPH Clan remains in chaos as the Cronaldo-Chocolate War is in apparent standstill.

The Main Temple currently seats the Provisional Anticronaldist Armed Forces Head Command, which deliefed the clan in a spectacular coup several days ago. In respnse, Lief toppled a garden chair, which plunged everything into frenzied, bloody violence.

Pro-government security forces are struggling to regain control, but as all cookies have been defrauded and laundered by Deff Blatter, the security forces haven't been paid since July and only like six dudes remain.

Meanwhile, the unrelated chocolate conflict escalates. A month's worth of brown Toblerone was burned in the main square earlier today, a move which angered both Darkflame and the Pope. Also, someone literally covered DMoF in white chocolate.

Disturbingly, a GCHC invasion force is advancing towards OTD, only slightly distracted by booze easily obtained in large quantities from the famous booze trees between Party Lake and Taco Beach. From another side of the Island, some Norwegians are marching towards the Main Temple, apparently determined to conquer the FPH Island like they once conquered Bouvetoya.

http://cdn1.media.cyclingnews.futurecdn.net/2009/07/11/2/bettiniphoto_0040911_1_full_600.jpg

The future of the Clan has never been less certain and perhaps it's time for the SILENT MAJORITY to join the conflict and tip the balance favourably for one of the sides, except it would be cool if that side didn't ended up to be Norwegians

Downtime annoucement: The server is being moved soon.

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 23:15:22 +0000

Couple of hours while the server goes to Talon's server instead of Elpea's. We'll also try to contact Raider so maybe we can actually put stuff in http://www.fphclan.com/ again instead of that just being a redirect to the fugly fph.fphblog.com.

Also that may involve all the old fph.fphblog.com links ceasing to work. We'll either need to find a way to run a massive search and replace upon the entire forums, suck it up and have lots of broken links in threads from the last few years, or pay elpea money so he can afford to keep fphblog up as a redirect and feed his wife, children, and crippling german porn addiction.

Luv,

Votre Administrateurs

No, Time, thou shalt not boast that I do change

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 00:25:32 +0000

Happy new year! When the world is going to end by an attack by astrologically inspired zombies, think back of all the glorious times you came to these forums only to find out that the only thread with new posts was the football thread and how the world really, really deserves all these zombies!

MERRY XMAS FROM YOUR BELOVED LEADER

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 05:59:47 +0000

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I feel pretty lonely being an un-elected dictator who rules with a

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:36:35 +0000

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