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The first of these is the Ministry of Icelandic Music and Fashion, to be overseen by Pjóny, an Icelandic Horse whose wealth of experience includes the organization of various important benefit concerts such as: KaraCare, which helped victims of Kara-Khitai raids; and Yammerin', which supported Yam farmers during the many great droughts caused by thirsty Hippos.
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Pjóny is ready for the new job
The next appointment is the Ministry of Dugong Conflict Resolution, which will be supervised by a neutral board of Saiga. The Ministry will ensure that the dugongs' rights will be maintained even though they are being used as currency. :psyduck:
The Saiga have an illustrious history as the neutral guys, having inspired Switzerland and having served as diplomats as Central Asia was divided into so many Stans. Also they sort of look like land dugongs.
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The Saiga are everybody's friend
The final appointment, the Ministry of Arctic and Antarctic Reclamation Projects, is also for an Icelandic Horse. The name of this horse is Billy Murròyson, his job is to make sure that the Nile Penguins don't lose their vacation homes to climate change. We stole Billy Murròyson from the Icelandic government, where he was overseeing geothermal projects.
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Billy Murròyson, pictured turning plains into glaciers
To help fund these new ministries and ensure healthy salaries for their supervisors, the FPH Government will cut costs by switching Lahmia's diet to consisting exclusively of cheaper and more readily available Catholic babies.
This post has been edited by SoggyFrog: 31 December 2009 - 18:53
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